Fun Female Facts. Just Because.

It never hurts to just have a little fun.

The Numbers

* An average woman’s vagina is only about 3-6 inches long…huh…the average erect penis is 4-6 inches long!

* The Blue Whale holds the record for the largest vagina on the Earth; 6-8 FEET long!

* The largest recorded human vagina belonged to woman who was 7’8” tall.

* The smallest human vagina can be right around an inch long. Surgery can be used to change this condition. (ouch!)

* Can’t miss this one! The largest clitoris recorded is 4 ½” long & 1 ½” around!

* Biggest boobs? 44 pounds measuring 33 inches in circumference! Bet she had a bad back!

* Most recorded female orgasms: 134 in one hour!

* The longest: 43 seconds with 25 consecutive contractions!

What I bet you didn’t know…

* In 1886, a French woman was recorded with TEN individual breasts! Now, that’s a chestful… and a     handful, and more than a mouthful…

* The vagina and the eyes are self-cleaning organs.

* Cleopatra used cow dung as a diaphragm. (ew!) The modern IUD was invented in 1909…

My Forte… Vibrators and Dildos

* Cleo knew sex! Legend has it that Cleopatra had 2 orgasms a day. She is also known to have invented the first vibrator. She had servants gather bees into a box then she shook the box and sat on top of it!

* Cucumbers are often associated to female masturbation, but according to the Hite Report, women prefer CANDLES for masturbation when nothing else is handy! (That seems so STRAIGHT, as in a line)

* In the decades prior to the introduction of vibes in porn, it was common practice for women to make an appointment at the doctor’s office to receive clitoral vibrations for an orgasm that would relieve mental and physical stress! (They called the condition Hysteria.)

* In a recent survey, 8 out of 10 women who use vibrators use the vibe on the clitoris to achieve orgasm rather than insert it vaginally. (That’s because only 24% of women achieve orgasm through penetration, Duh!)

The Extra Benefits beyond just the pleasure.

* Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle contractions move blood and other fluids away from the congested organs. An orgasm can also help to shorten the length of your period.

* Having a bad hair day? When you make love you produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make the hair shiny and your skin smooth! (Silicone lube does the same thing, if you’re not in the mood.)

* Speaking of skin; lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering from dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes because the sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. (Silicone lube DOES NOT do this one.)

* 20- 30 minutes of sex can burn up to 300 calories; that’s equivalent to running 3 miles! It’s also safer than running… in most cases! It stretches and tones just about every muscle in the body and you don’t need sneakers!

* Sex is an instant cure for mild depression since it releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. The endorphins also RELIEVE headaches and the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. You can’t use that excuse anymore!

* The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of pheromones. The subtle, natural chemical is a sex perfume that drives the opposite sex crazy! (And an anti-depressant)

* Can’t sleep? Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world and it is 10X MORE effective than Valium!

* Kissing keeps the dentist away! It encourages saliva to wash food from teeth and lowers the level of acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

* Sex is a natural anti-histamine. It will unblock a stuffy nose and can help alleviate asthma and hayfever.

The OLD Story

*A medical book that was published in the 1890s claimed that women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar!

*Women from the Midddle Ages were discouraged from having orgasms because it was believed to make women less capable of bearing children!

We have come a long way, baby!

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